Is It Just Me...

Mandrake Juice. Of the Juice Brothers. Thoughts. Party. Motherfuck.
Apr 9 '10
stuffretardedpeoplelike:

5. The Comedy of Jeff Dunham - You would laugh too if you believed that jalapeno on a stick was really talking.

Didn’t he get arrested for fondling?

stuffretardedpeoplelike:

5. The Comedy of Jeff Dunham - You would laugh too if you believed that jalapeno on a stick was really talking.

Didn’t he get arrested for fondling?

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Apr 2 '10
Is it just me… Or is rinsing fruit with cold water before eating just a waste of goddamn time?

Is it just me… Or is rinsing fruit with cold water before eating just a waste of goddamn time?

Mar 9 '10
Shop for a at Zazzle.

Where Boners Go To Die

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Feb 25 '10

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Feb 3 '10
I bought this shirt and ate it. Now I’m a mechanical racist.
areyoucallingmefat:

this is the official t-shirt of new hampshire. i’m not kidding! the state’s economic development officials hope to harness the power of the wolf!
man, i love nh.

I bought this shirt and ate it. Now I’m a mechanical racist.

areyoucallingmefat:

this is the official t-shirt of new hampshire. i’m not kidding! the state’s economic development officials hope to harness the power of the wolf!

man, i love nh.

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Dec 1 '09
Is it just me… Or is Google Wave a total sausage wave thus far?

Is it just me… Or is Google Wave a total sausage wave thus far?

Nov 21 '09
Is is just me… Or am I still only the #9 tumblr bumblr in Pakistan? Fuck. Come on. Help a sandy dude out.
I’m coming for you PAKASTANI! I don’t have to worry about butterfliesandbeaches, I hear a predator drone is on it’s way to his/her village.

Is is just me… Or am I still only the #9 tumblr bumblr in Pakistan? Fuck. Come on. Help a sandy dude out.

I’m coming for you PAKASTANI! I don’t have to worry about butterfliesandbeaches, I hear a predator drone is on it’s way to his/her village.

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Nov 19 '09

hermitology:

Over/Under on attempted rapes is set at 47.

this was recorded exactly 9 months and 2 hours before my birth.

Nov 18 '09
Is it just me… Or did Papa come home wasted on Jinro again?

Is it just me… Or did Papa come home wasted on Jinro again?

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Nov 18 '09

cartoonpenis:

Brif made me want to re-post this golden oldie.

Garage is where you make a verde salsa

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Nov 14 '09
Is it just me… Or did a clan of Ogres rape their way into creating a race of pro-athlete half-tards?

Is it just me… Or did a clan of Ogres rape their way into creating a race of pro-athlete half-tards?

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Nov 14 '09
Is it just me… Or is it time these dumbshit studio fuckers re-made a film that really deserves a second helping.
Do you think “Double Trouble” is referring to the fact that the Barbarians are brothers, or that each one of them has two dicks?

Is it just me… Or is it time these dumbshit studio fuckers re-made a film that really deserves a second helping.

Do you think “Double Trouble” is referring to the fact that the Barbarians are brothers, or that each one of them has two dicks?

Nov 14 '09

I am surrounded by nerds.

barelysarcasm:

themightyfoz:

My buddy Howie reminds me of this more than most in my circle.

RE: the droid Phone:

“There is nothing worse than getting a hot piece of science in your hand and it being all buggy.”

Yes ladies and gentlemen, I once led a life of sex drugs, sex, and sort of rock and roll. Now this is where I am.

Love ya Howie….

HOWIE!

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